Drunk On The Blood Of My Enimies

The blog of leslucer. No demon Doritos allowed

goldfrapp-uccino:

AU: When Harry arrived at Neville’s Christmas party he did not expect to run into old Professor McGonagall.

I’M NOT CRYING

I HAVE HAYFEVER

IT’S ALLERGIES

I HAVE FEELS IN MY EYES

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queen-hylia:

So I’ve been really wanting to make a follow forever when I hit 1,000 follows and since that’s coming quick I’d really like to start working on it <: I’d really like a header image but I don’t have photoshop or any type of editing program and I was wondering if anyone can help make it or…

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capnnugget:

PSG fans 
37/??

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latiis:

Sorry. I'm actually a demon.

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latiis:

Sorry. I'm actually a demon.
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electricdoc:

itsmeganonthemoon:

electricdoc:

jensenacklesmeltsmyheart:

electricdoc:

alonelyangel6:

electricdoc:

thesweetandawesomeqinn:

electricdoc:

stabble1234:

electricdoc:

slendersummerseve:

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

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YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM

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You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.

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We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.

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You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)

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Shut up.
We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it.
We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one.
We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing.
Basically- D-O-N-T-C-R-O-S-S-U-S

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electricdoc:

itsmeganonthemoon:

electricdoc:

jensenacklesmeltsmyheart:

electricdoc:

alonelyangel6:

electricdoc:

thesweetandawesomeqinn:

electricdoc:

stabble1234:

electricdoc:

slendersummerseve:

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU



YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM



You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.



We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.



You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)



Shut up.We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it.We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one.We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing.Basically- D-O-N-T-C-R-O-S-S-U-S
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hecallsmepineappleprincess:

laceystardust:

Red hair, green clothes, you must love adventure!

Must be a weasley.

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hecallsmepineappleprincess:

laceystardust:

Red hair, green clothes, you must love adventure!

Must be a weasley.
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Chris Evans in the Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World blooper reel

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eisenwerke-studio:

leslucer:

eisenwerke-studio:

palomaskellington:

eisenwerke-studio:

So I only started this about a hair under a month ago, so I wanted to say thanks to all the people who have clearly made me so famous. Sure, the constant harassment by The Glorious Fandom (that’s what you and the future trillions (give or take if we expand into the galaxy) of fans will be referred to as). That being said, I’m Hollywood as fuck right now, and it’s time for better things. And by better things, I mean volume 5 of Scott Pilgrim. Have glorious day.

You’re welcome :p

Gracié. I’ll be here all week.

HEY THATS ME

YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS IT IS.

I like my sweet ass

eisenwerke-studio:

leslucer:

eisenwerke-studio:

palomaskellington:

eisenwerke-studio:

So I only started this about a hair under a month ago, so I wanted to say thanks to all the people who have clearly made me so famous. Sure, the constant harassment by The Glorious Fandom (that’s what you and the future trillions (give or take if we expand into the galaxy) of fans will be referred to as). That being said, I’m Hollywood as fuck right now, and it’s time for better things. And by better things, I mean volume 5 of Scott Pilgrim. Have glorious day.

You’re welcome :p

Gracié. I’ll be here all week.

HEY THATS ME

YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS IT IS.

I like my sweet ass
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eisenwerke-studio:

palomaskellington:

eisenwerke-studio:

So I only started this about a hair under a month ago, so I wanted to say thanks to all the people who have clearly made me so famous. Sure, the constant harassment by The Glorious Fandom (that’s what you and the future trillions (give or take if we expand into the galaxy) of fans will be referred to as). That being said, I’m Hollywood as fuck right now, and it’s time for better things. And by better things, I mean volume 5 of Scott Pilgrim. Have glorious day.

You’re welcome :p

Gracié. I’ll be here all week.

HEY THATS ME

eisenwerke-studio:

palomaskellington:

eisenwerke-studio:

So I only started this about a hair under a month ago, so I wanted to say thanks to all the people who have clearly made me so famous. Sure, the constant harassment by The Glorious Fandom (that’s what you and the future trillions (give or take if we expand into the galaxy) of fans will be referred to as). That being said, I’m Hollywood as fuck right now, and it’s time for better things. And by better things, I mean volume 5 of Scott Pilgrim. Have glorious day.

You’re welcome :p

Gracié. I’ll be here all week.

HEY THATS ME
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insertlesbianhere:

insertlesbianhere:

insertlesbianhere:

i’m gonna be a lesbian ghost for halloween

booooooooooobs

fuck you this is golden

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rainbow-ashe:

i ripped hirsch’s voice from this vine and managed to billify it (the echoey effect bill has)

so uh

here have bill cipher drunkenly saying i love you (with Ian Worrel groaning in there too)

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tordles:

emmyc:

neilcicierega:

futuresushi:

Neil Cicierega - Unused Gravity Falls Theme

Here is what could’ve been

Gravity Falls is on Disney now and it looks amazing. They asked me to send in theme music a year ago, I sent in a couple demos, and they didn’t end up going with mine. Oh well! Here’s one of them.

I still love this!

holy SNAP this is radddd 

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sixpenceee:

Welsh house painter John Renie died in 1832. The unusual inscription on his grave takes the form of a grid, 19 squares across and 15 squares high. In each square is a letter.

You can make out some clear words. “Here” and “Lies” are in that in that string above, and you can see the start of “John.” But why the jumble?

After 170 years, a local TV station finally analyzed it, determining that it was a type of acrostic puzzle. Starting at the H in the very center and working outward, the sentence “Here Lies John Renie” can be read in 46000 different ways!

Some say he was trying to keep his soul safe from the devil by confusing him. Others say he was just having a bit of fun.

SOURCE

MORE COOL GRAVES

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